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var Quotation=new Array() // do not change this!

// Set up the quotations to be shown, below.
// To add more quotations, continue with the
// pattern, adding to the array.  Remember
// to increment the Quotation[x] index!

Quotation[0] = "“Adults made up work as an excuse to play together.”";
Quotation[1] = "“The mark of a truly great manager is that no one notices when she's not around.”";
Quotation[2] = "“If you want to exceed your sales goals, hire children. They will NOT take "no" for an answer.”";
Quotation[3] = "“Grandparent your children - they'll turn out better.”";
Quotation[4] = "“The evening was filled with relevant and useful information but better than that, loads of laughter. The sound brought tears to my eyes."";

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var Q = Quotation.length;
var whichQuotation=Math.round(Math.random()*(Q-1));
function showQuotation(){document.write(Quotation[whichQuotation]);}